Because
REBLOG IF I CAN SEND PUNS TO YOUR ASK

troylersombrero:

naughtyhowell:

YES

If you do, I’m sorry if I reply in much worse puns

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

I dont think you understand how much effort it takes to not let myself respond to you.


3.06 | the climb

3.06 | the climb

garrussexkarian:

#i want to be the moon of someone’s life#right now I’m just the pain in everyone’s ass

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

vieratheartist:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

Bahahahaha

Give this guy an award

You two are so adorable.

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

tinytelephones:

When in doubt, draw a mermaid.

tinytelephones:

When in doubt, draw a mermaid.

m0rphlne:

lipstick-lesbian:

thattwatdeziree:

deafeningechoes:

lunabriluna:

cartelgathering:

kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

One of the guys is from Victorious. I liked this though.

I loved this.. So much better than the kissing one.

This is fantastic

I love this so much and a lot of the girls were dimes

this reminds me of the movie thirteen when the girls are sitting on the bed slapping eachother

FUCK THE DUDE FROM VICTORIOUS THATS HAYLEY JOEL IN THERE
HES CHUBBY ANS BEARDY BUT WOAH